Rooney trudged up a rutted road in medieval Ireland. He reached the top of a green hill that late summer afternoon. The monastery winery and acres of grape vines spread out before him. Since he was becoming a monk to better himself, Rooney wondered what to expect inside.
When Rooney passed through the old wooden gate into the monastery grounds, he adopted “E” as his name. He received orders and instructions from “A” and Hiccupsus, who also tasted all the wine for quality, which probably accounted for his perpetual smile.
Everyone in the county revered the jovial old abbot, Hiccupsus. He was the only one of the monks who hadn’t given up his identity.
Whether out in the fields or in the winery, “E” watched and did exactly what he was told to do. The other monks often grumbled about their jobs.
“E” learned how to pluck only the best grapes, de stem them, operate a basket press, and stomp on the red grapes in fermentation tanks. He specialized in rosé wine culture, learning that the dark skins of grapes were left in contact with the juice just long enough to obtain the desired blush for rosé wine.
Watching and learning and doing gained “E” recognition by Hiccupsus. The old abbot, swaying back and forth after a rosé wine tasting session, giggled while praising him.
Hiccupsus uttered those enduring words, “Monk “E” see Monk “E” do.”

COMING SOON!!!
Charlie Chief's Clues and Quips Mysteries – a book containing fifteen mystery stories – will soon to be published by Calderwood Books...

The novel results from Pahnke’s fascination with and love for Wisconsin's North Woods, the 1930s, and the Robin Hood legends. The novel begins with Bob Brunet and Marian Alcott about to be married. The sheriff bursts into the church...
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Just published by Shadow Poetry, a thirty-three page chapbook entitled Shaggy-dog Stories / Jest For Pun by Ed Pahnke. The chapbook contains thirty-three shaggy-dog stories and is available from Shadow Poetry for $10.00 at their website:
http://www.shadowpoetry.com/
bookstore/shaggydogstories.html
The cover illustration is provided by artist, Gloria Stewart.
It is hoped that you enjoy the chapbook, but who can resist a shaggy-dog?
- The Charlie Chief Shaggy-dog Mysteries is at the publishers...coming soon!
- Website launched September 15, 2008